If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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