Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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