Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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