I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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