ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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