So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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