On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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