His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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