Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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