i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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