the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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