weddingsv make me drug and hornr
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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