I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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