u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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