I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
high people should be assigned attendants
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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