The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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