that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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