I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
