I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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