Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(706): View more from Georgia

don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.

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(903): View more from Texas

I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.

(214): View more from Texas

It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.

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(516): View more from New York

Man, jail baloney is awful.

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(703): View more from Virginia

He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.

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