I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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