WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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