I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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