Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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