i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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