She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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