You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
soo... how was my night?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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