I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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