Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
