Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.