Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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