You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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