Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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