It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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