Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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