Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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