North Korea, Best Korea!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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