Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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