well I can't set my house on fire every night
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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