i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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