Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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