it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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