We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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