i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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