An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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