Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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