There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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