Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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