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say what?
wanna hang out?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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