:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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