Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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