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say what?
wanna hang out?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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