I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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