Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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